Remember the thrill of sneaking into R-rated movies? You can now do the same when reading this blog around your parents. I have been given the license to scandalise and titillate.

The R-rating was given to this blog due to the presence of:
- Jap (3x)
- Porn (2x)
- Hurt (1x)

Why is Jap a bad word??! Because Jap is a derogatory slang in America like how ah bu neh neh is a derogatory term here. I should talk more about sex sex sex sex sex and more sex to get an NC-17 rating. *sniggers*