This, is a McDonald poster of superb quality plastic. The store was closing for renovation and had thrown out a lot of stuff. My eagle-eyed dad spotted this poster and kopped it. What for? To use it as a placemat.

I held out hope that it was my dad's idea of a prank. Then I saw him cutting the edges to fit our dining table. Then my mum agreed that it looks good. So now my eyes feast on McDonald breakfast while I feast on my mum's Chinese cooking. And now you also know how much McDonald breakfast cost.