I spied a cat's picture on my boss's laptop.

Me: Is that your cat?
Boss: Ya.
Me: Nice ... I miss my friend's cat.
Boss: Go get yourself one lor.
Me: No lah, I not at home all the time.
Boss: That's the beauty about cats. They don't smell, they are clean and you don't come home and have them begging you to take them for walks.
Me: hahaha. true. But I never liked cats till I saw my friend's. I am still a dog person.
Boss: What do you mean?
Me: I am personable and friendly. I like to be taken on long romantic strolls. I like affection.
Boss: So you also like to be leashed lah? Does your boyfriend know that?

win liao lor.